TOULOUSE
I’ve tried everything to fit into these boxes, but I always feel out of place, like a paedophile in an old people’s home.
For my aunt, “the most important thing is to look good”, even though everyone knows she’d rather watch Japanese porn than say her evening prayers.
In the end, I think it’s the schneck* who’s got it all figured out. And they don’t even have Free.
*Schnecke: singular noun that can refer to a snail, a chick, a volute, a screw, an ear bone, a slow person or a vulva.