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Don’t miss the new Maestro of black humor and the absurd! Def.//BORDER. (line)// Male noun – Synonym: Borderline state. Refers to a person with extravagant, impulsive or crazy behavior. A borderline state between neurosis and psychosis. “So, the pitch for the show. I’m not going to lie to you, I’m at the bakery in 2 minutes and I’ve just ordered a vegan beef and cheese sandwich. In truth, I’d like to define myself, but my shrink would do it better than me. I’d have to unpack it in my cellar first. An epicurean of everything. I like talking to trees, a little less when they talk back to me. (Come on, let?s get on with it, otherwise the producer won?t be happy) :I?m an optimistic humorist who? Rolala but who cares? What’s the point of pitching a show? The only pitch worth having is sold in the brioche section at Lidl in packs of 12.Breton by birth and Toulouse by adoption, basically I eat chocolatines while listening to Manau. The show is called “Border”. Quite a program. Synesthesia, optimism, life, death, dentures, come and share 1 hour of our lives, we’ll talk about everything. If you want to laugh at everything while thinking of nothing, or vice versa, we look forward to seeing you in the audience. Good luck trying to make sense of this sentence. (It’s amazing on the keyboard that 3 letters follow each other and it sounds homeless. Clément BonpoilExtract from his criminal record (Bulletin N°3):Auteur d?Anne Roumanoff en 2017/ Europe 11ere partie de Pierre-Emmanuelle Barré1ere partie d?Aymeric LompretActually en 1ere partie de Caroline Estremo.Prix du jury (sous la menace)- Festival Les Fous Rires de Toulouse.Unsuccessful finalist in the French Chess ChampionshipWorld record for speed in breaking the decimal of Pi (but it’s useless)Disappointed hope of the Stade Toulousain in 2010 but National B finalist in 2013 (but finalist all the same)Award for best Horror Short Film at the Hollywood Film Festival in 2016Award for Best Horror Short Film at a Hollywood Festival in 2016Condemned for advocating Integralist OptimismNear winner of the Prix Nougaro in 2017Bordered and paroled throughout France… Words from the audience (under duress):?Clément Bonpoil unleashes his jokes with a Kalashnikov! His humor, sharp but fair, scathing but pertinent, insolent and subtle, is a must-see. From the absurd to singing to criticism of current events, he takes us into a hilarious schizophrenic universe! A great promise for French stand-up!… Do you know what black humor is? Open a dictionary and you’ll find the name Clément Bonpoil! With the exception of anorexic Burkinabé dwarfs, Clément Bonpoil takes us on a journey into a world of darkness, presented with the utmost subtlety! Clément spouts punchlines that make you want to write them down and take them out again, but you don’t have the time, he’s already done the rest. Not recommended for children under 14.
