TOULOUSE
I’ve tried everything to fit into these moulds, but I still feel out of place, like a paedophile in a care home.
As for my aunt, ‘the most important thing is to keep up appearances’, even though everyone knows she’d rather watch Japanese porn than say her evening prayers.
In the end, I reckon it’s the schneckes* who’ve got it all sorted. Even though they don’t even have Free.
*Schnecke: a singular noun that can refer to a snail, a girl, a pastry, a spiral, a screw, an ear bone, a slow person or a vulva.
